Hiatus
A little over a week has gone by in which time I have been rendered laptopless, sat here with my titties out and no method to communicate except for my mobile/cell phone that has no facility to write anything other than the odd email and text message. Hence the absence of any recent blog entry. My old laptop which in tech circles could be described as clockwork decided to give up the ghost by refusing to do anything than display a black screen of death. I was definitely due for an upgrade but my reluctance to spend money had me putting off such an extravagant purchase. My hand was forced. So I browsed around, found a lovely looking thing that seemed to be what I needed and clicked the button to "buy now". This morning my new toy arrived and posed a question that should never have been asked........why leave it so long? For starters it is half the weight of it's predecessor and so far seems to be infinitely faster at serving it's purpose. Add to that a fully functioning keyboard and pornstar looks and you can easily see why I am overjoyed. All I have to do now is dispose of the relic in a safe and recyclable way (smash the hard drive to destroy any incriminating evidence and send the remains to our local refuse centre) and then learn everything that this new baby is capable of. That's if I can tear myself away from browsing HD videos of kittens and puppies doing "cute" stuff.
In the week that I have been absent I have done some Christmas shopping, feasted on Ecclefechan tarts to the point of feeling sick and neglected housework as much as I could. There's only so much slovenliness that anyone can get away with before the stench nauseates yourself, let alone the neighbours six streets away, so today I've managed to get three loads of laundry washed which includes the bedding that Dorothy decided to puke on last night. Thankfully she refused to eat yesterday and there really wasn't so much of it to confront me this morning, but it was two inches from my face when I turned over to greet her. The joys of caring for an old Pug are endless.
Have just found your blog . Will be back - what are Ecclefechan tarts ? They sound vaguely like something RuPaul might say with a fake English accent .
ReplyDeleteThey're a delicious concoction of bakewell tart, mince pie and shortbread. You should get yourself to Sainsburys and give them a try. Only available at this time of year and much tastier than any mince pie
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